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- More and more, Democrats are starting to worry they that they have a more um, colorful version of Jimmy Carter on their… — Eric Alterman
- The play account rule is that it must be spent every month. That's right! Each month you have to blow all the… — T. Harv Eker
- Is your cucumber bitter? Throw it away. Are there briars in your path? Turn aside. That is enough. Do not go on… — Marcus Aurelius
- Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread… — Hedrick Smith
- He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be put into vials hermetically… — Jonathan Swift
- The best Mother's Day gift I ever got was just a full day with the kids where they did their mommy pampering.… — Elisabeth Hasselbeck
- I just did a five-day raw-food diet, but I'll never do that again. It's really hard! I'd wake up in the morning… — Amanda Seyfried
- So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would only have… — Nicole Polizzi
- Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot. — Terry Pratchett
- In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience. — Irena Chalmers
- In chess, you should be as cool as a cucumber. — Yuliya Snigir
- Life is like a cucumber. One minute it's in your hand, the next it's up you ass. — Lawrence Durrell