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Noel Fielding has 18 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I visited a friend in Leicester recently. It was 4am and we all ran around in a circle, six of us. It’s…
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I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay.
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You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs?
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People said, ‘You must be mad, or on drugs,’ which I found a bit disappointing. What about imagination? It reflects our time…
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I find it depressing that people think you have to be on drugs to watch [my stuff], that’s a cop out, use…
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I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.
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I think I should be in a film called 'Space Shrews'. Where I go to space. With a load of shrews. And…
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I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that…
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You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.
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I had always drawn, every day as long as I had held a pencil, and just assumed everyone else had too…Art had…
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When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at…
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I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try…
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The chocolate and crisps come in at times. You have to allow the little things that make you happy. I'm not extreme…
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I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that…
— Noel Fielding
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If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have…
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I don't always want a big meal after work - just some crisps and wine!
— Saffron Burrows
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So what I did was stuff my face with anything around, any old rubbish, burgers, chocolate, crisps, fish and chips, loads of…
— John Prescott
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Of course, like all the informal inhabitants of the University the roaches were a little unusual, but there was something particularly unpleasant…
— Terry Pratchett
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And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps
— Thom Yorke
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These are fat mummies sitting with their bags of crisps in front of the television, saying that thin models are ugly. Fashion…
— Karl Lagerfeld
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I have kind of a weird technique with zucchini. I cut it into small cubes; sweat it in olive oil, adding just…
— Tom Colicchio
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I do see all these stories about me living on a teaspoon of gruel a day. It makes me laugh because it's…
— Elizabeth Hurley
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