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The Beat Generation, that was a vision that we had, John Clellon Holmes and I, and Allen Ginsberg in an even wilder way, in the… — Jack Kerouac
I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and WHAM! it never gets back out again. — Bill Austin
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. — Groucho Marx
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. — Groucho Marx
I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll… — Groucho Marx
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin. — Groucho Marx
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face. — Groucho Marx
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here! — Groucho Marx
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did. — Groucho Marx
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week. — Groucho Marx
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? — Groucho Marx
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do! — Groucho Marx
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters? — Groucho Marx
When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And… — Nicole Richie
If we can come up with all sorts of imaginative ways in which people die, then I really don't see what the problem is with… — Alan Moore
Sure, I'm crazy. But that used to mean something. Now, everybody's crazy. — Charles Manson
I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. — Willem Dafoe
He's a great writer. If I didn't think so I wouldn't have tried to kill him... I was the champ and when I read his… — Ernest Hemingway
Certain old men prefer to rise at dawn, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach and otherwise mortifying the flesh.… — Ambrose Bierce
In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there's no real market for… — Les Claypool

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