Crazy Quotes
- You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. — Mike Tyson
- He was screaming like my wife. — Mike Tyson
- I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin (his wife). When we got to the gorilla cage… — Mike Tyson
- Throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. — Mark Twain
- Don't confront me with my failures, I had not forgotten them. — Jackson Browne
- They wouldn't listen to the fact that I was genius. — Jim Croce
- Words are the physicians of a mind diseased. — Aeschylus
- When you accept everything for what it is without labels you are outside of your ego. — Eckhart Tolle
- Up to a certain point every man is what he thinks he is. — F. H. Bradley
- I hate a song that makes you think that you are not any good. I hate a song that makes you think that you are… — Woody Guthrie
- We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour. — Spider Robinson
- The greatest tragedy in life is not death; the greatest tragedy takes place when our talents and capabilities are underutilized and allowed to rust while… — Mata Amritanandamayi
- If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. — Frank Wilczek
- They can get married. They can marry a man if they're a woman. Or they can marry a woman if they're a man. — Michele Bachmann
- The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. A manly man don't want it piled high with… — Herman Cain
- Our nation needs to stop doing for people what they can and should do for themselves. Self reliance means, if anyone will not work, neither… — Michele Bachmann
- It is tragic what we do in the poorest neighborhoods, entrapping children in child laws which are truly stupid...These schools should get rid of unionized… — Newt Gingrich
- I'm very proud to know the Koch brothers. This may be a breaking news announcement for the media: I am the Koch brothers' brother from… — Herman Cain
- I'm not saying anything one way or the other about the two ballot issues. I am not speaking about the particular ballot issues. Those are… — Mitt Romney
- I fully support Governor Kasich's-I think it's called 'Question 2' in Ohio. Fully support that. In fact, on my website as far back as April… — Mitt Romney