Crazy Quotes

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Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. — Alfonso X of Castile
We all enter this world in the same way: naked, screaming, soaked in blood. But if you live your life right, that kind of thing… — Dana Gould
Tedium is the bane of immortality. — Neil Lowe
I called to buy some meth, but I threw it away. — Ted Haggard
One question that has always intrigued me is what happens to demonic beings when immigrants move from their homelands. Irish-Americans remember the fairies. Norwegian-Americans the… — Unknown Author
I have decided, it is fruitless. For I am no longer sure of anything concerning my existance. A philosopher is a dead poet and a… — Roger Zelazny
Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say. — Rahm Emanuel
People think I'm crazy because I travel too much, but I haven't been doing any of that lately because I got a little sick this… — Lee Hazlewood
In this crazy world, there's an enormous distinction between good times and bad, between sorrow and joy. But in the eyes of God, they're never… — Henri Nouwen
If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed — Irvin S. Cobb
That's right. I'm scared to death. You said it's your first time, feeling chest pain, and nausea. Well it's not mine. I've felt that before,… — Cheon Eunbi
Are you smiling? I'm so angry it kills me. So angry I'm going crazy. I'm just going to wait today. Just today. — Jung Woo
The supposed astronomical proofs of the theory [of relativity], as cited and claimed by Einstein, do not exist. He is a confusionist. The Einstein theory… — Charles Lane Poor
Don't let the opinions of the average man sway you. Dream, and he thinks you're crazy. Succeed, and he thinks you're lucky. Acquire wealth, and… — Robert G. Allen
It's going to be crazy. The fans in Venezuela are tough. They scream. We get to face the Dominicans in the first game - it's… — Unknown Author
I'm kind of speaking for the females, ... what's in our mind if we could get revenge, what it would be like. Not to say… — Missy Elliot
If a person sings quietly to himself on the street people smile with approval; but if he talks it's not alright; they think he's crazy.… — Edward Hoagland
Love as much as you can from wherever you are. This line is especially good to recall when you feel frightened, crazy, or have taken… — Thaddeus Golas
What was the question? ...Oh. Where do I get my crazy ideas? Answer: sleep-fairy, walk-fairy, shower-fairy. Book-fairy. And in these last few years, from my… — Richard Bach
The celebrity thing's completely crazy. I think I just have to move away or give it up altogether. I couldn't have kids in the situation… — Keira Knightley

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