Crazy Quotes
4361 quotes by 2844 authors
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Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.
— William S. Burroughs
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What was frustrating about Armageddon was the time I spent not doing anything. It was a big special effects film, and I wasn't crazy about…
— Steve Buscemi
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Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it.
— Samuel Butler
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A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
— Samuel Butler
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A city is a crazy concrete jungle whose people at the end of each day somehow make a small step ahead against terrible odds.
— Herb Caen
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Hollywood didn't know if I was an actor or a nut or if I was this crazy character I was playing. I had developed an…
— Nicolas Cage
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I bought a Yamaha-1 and I was doing 180 miles per hour home on the 405 and that's really, really crazy but I did it.
— Nicolas Cage
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Simon drives me crazy. We are still arguing.
— Paula Abdul
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It is better to risk starving to death then surrender. If you give up on your dreams, what's left?
— Jim Carrey
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I praticed making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was going…
— Jim Carrey
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I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I'd have a hairy conniption. I'd just go crazy.
— Jim Carrey
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I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me.
— Jimmy Carter
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I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid.
— Jackie Chan
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Speaking English is like tongue-twist for me. I can speak each word perfect, but then you have to string them together like, 'Blah, blah, blah.'…
— Jackie Chan
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I just went and saw 'Crazy, Stupid, Love.' Julianne Moore - I've been in love with her since 'Boogie Nights.' But also, 'The Big Lebowski.'
— Kyle Chandler
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive.
— Dave Chappelle
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My mother goes crazy over babies. Some people just do. They love 'em! I never have. Babies scare me more than anything. They're tiny and…
— Margaret Cho
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Modelling is a silly, crazy business.
— Helena Christensen
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The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
— Winston Churchill
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When the idea of 'Chopped' surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy's mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy…
— Ted Allen
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