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Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. — William S. Burroughs
What was frustrating about Armageddon was the time I spent not doing anything. It was a big special effects film, and I wasn't crazy about… — Steve Buscemi
Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it. — Samuel Butler
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. — Samuel Butler
A city is a crazy concrete jungle whose people at the end of each day somehow make a small step ahead against terrible odds. — Herb Caen
Hollywood didn't know if I was an actor or a nut or if I was this crazy character I was playing. I had developed an… — Nicolas Cage
I bought a Yamaha-1 and I was doing 180 miles per hour home on the 405 and that's really, really crazy but I did it. — Nicolas Cage
Simon drives me crazy. We are still arguing. — Paula Abdul
It is better to risk starving to death then surrender. If you give up on your dreams, what's left? — Jim Carrey
I praticed making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was going… — Jim Carrey
I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I'd have a hairy conniption. I'd just go crazy. — Jim Carrey
I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me. — Jimmy Carter
I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid. — Jackie Chan
Speaking English is like tongue-twist for me. I can speak each word perfect, but then you have to string them together like, 'Blah, blah, blah.'… — Jackie Chan
I just went and saw 'Crazy, Stupid, Love.' Julianne Moore - I've been in love with her since 'Boogie Nights.' But also, 'The Big Lebowski.' — Kyle Chandler
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. — Dave Chappelle
My mother goes crazy over babies. Some people just do. They love 'em! I never have. Babies scare me more than anything. They're tiny and… — Margaret Cho
Modelling is a silly, crazy business. — Helena Christensen
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. — Winston Churchill
When the idea of 'Chopped' surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy's mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy… — Ted Allen

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