Crap Quotes

566 quotes by 460 authors

I try to give the appearance that I have it all together and that I know what I'm talking about, but at the end of… — Laura Benanti
There may be a new album, and there may not. Right now, we're encouraging bootlegging because there have been some great live things that ended… — Burton Cummings
I've never worked for the sake of working. There's probably enough crap out there for me not to add to it. — Judy Davis
Being a woman is really crap. — Siobhan Fahey
Everything that works in sales has been done already. Just keep track of the crap that you buy, or the awesome stuff that you buy,… — Tim Ferriss
Most modern comedy is crap. — Ade Edmondson
Elvis and I call up Cadillac dealerships all night long, suckin' down Ny Quil stingers and cheese. He says, what the hell's Lisa Marie thinking… — Denis Leary
Go down to the corner store and beat the Jap up, clean all the crap up. — Ice Cube
We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry. — Don Henley
Late night is no different than making a film, really, except that it's faster, and if you do a crap one, you can do a… — Craig Ferguson
I've tried writing. Two days later I'd go visit it and say, Jesus Christ, who wrote this crap? — Dennis Farina
What's fascinating about D.C., the exteriors are these elaborate structures, this gorgeous architecture and beautiful stonework, and then you go inside and it's crap-looking -… — Tony Hale
You know, I was crap. But I had the commitment, and I had the understanding, that the basis of football is skill on the ball,… — Craig Johnston
We study play because life is crap. Life is crap, and itâ€™s full of pain and suffering, and the only thing that makes it worth… — Brian Sutton-Smith
If I had to control what I was speaking, it would be a chore. Right now I just feel I've got my shoes off, everybody… — Tarsem Singh
The art schools... you get young kids doing the most vile and meaningless crap. I think they believe every bit of it. — Leonard Baskin
It's disingenuous to say that criticism doesn't get to you or you don't hear it or that you ignore it. When everybody says, 'That's crap.… — Stephen Daldry
Accept diversity and don't take any crap. — Guy Kawasaki
Madison Square Garden sounds like crap. — Rick Nielsen
The theater business is very much about "Hey, if you want our big blockbuster at Christmas time, you'll play our piece of crap in April." — Harry Shearer

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