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624 Crack quotes by 492 unique authors

Even in your darkest moments, you'll think of something that'll crack you up. — Brad Paisley
I find all of my performances come down to mathematics in a sense - how do you approach the problem of this character? Sometimes I… — Brad Pitt
The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares… — Ayn Rand
Look at a stone cutter hammering away at his rock, perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at… — Jacob August Riis
I think I did every drug known to mankind, smoked crack, boozed, dropped acid, you name it. — Kid Rock
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with… — Adam Sandler
I think the other honest attraction was that I just grew up loving watching TV and loving watching film, and there's so many directors and… — David Schwimmer
I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop… — Sean William Scott
Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel. — Charles Spurgeon
As governor, there isn't a lot I can do beyond that to crack down on crime. Law enforcement is really a local issue. It's the… — Jesse Ventura
I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out. — Tom Waits
I don't play lovers. I wish I did. At least once I'd like to have a crack at one of those guys. A heartbreaker. Some… — Christopher Walken
The American fascists are most easily recognized by their deliberate perversion of truth and fact. Their newspapers and propaganda carefully cultivate every fissure of disunity,… — Henry A. Wallace
Slot machines are like crack for old people. — Keenen Ivory Wayans
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any. — Mae West
Chennai is one of the scariest crowds to face. Everyone looks so conservative, but once you crack the first joke, they are so appreciatively loud… — Vir Das
Words strain, Crack and sometimes break, under the burden, Under the tension, slip, slide, perish, Decay with imprecision, will not stay in place, Will not… — Thomas Stearns Eliot
Whereas story is processed in the mind in a straightforward manner, poetry bypasses rational thought and goes straight to the limbic system and lights it… — Jasper Fforde
Then the trembling starts to get worse. This must be how they begin, he thinks. Freak-outs. Breakdowns. Crack-ups. Eventually shut-ins and finally cross-offs. But first… — Ken Kesey
But love is much like a dam; if you allow a tiny crack to form through which only a trickle of water can pass, that… — Paulo Coelho
My father taught me to work, but not to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read,… — Abraham Lincoln
Does such a thing as "the fatal flaw," that showy dark crack running down the middle of a life, exist outside literature? — Donna Tartt
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of… — Douglas Adams
There’s a crack (or cracks) in everyone…that’s how the light of God gets in. — Elizabeth Gilbert
Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! Rage! Blow! You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout Till you have drenched our teeples, drowned the cocks! You sulphurour and… — William Shakespeare

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