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233 Couches quotes by 204 unique authors

I can honestly, and proudly, say that I never was on the casting couch. Oh, of course there have been advances from certain men in… — Dorothy Stratten
It is not much different from a person who goes to the gym to exercise on a regular basis versus someone who sits on the… — Robert Kiyosaki
They are fairies; he that speaks to them shall die. I'll wink and couch; no man their works must eye. — William Shakespeare
It's the first time I'm going to be on my own this Christmas and I'm really looking forward to not having any cards or decorations… — Noel Gallagher
Having done 300 television shows and almost 60 movies, I'm tired of having guys who are younger than some sandwiches I've had, telling me to… — Burt Reynolds
If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him. — Ted Nugent
There's nothing more I love than McDonald's dollar menu. With just the change I find between my couch cushions, I can eat something with the… — Stephen Colbert
Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And… — Craig Kilborn
When I'm on the couch, I usually have the TV on and my MacBook Air nearby. And sometimes, when my ADD is really kicking in,… — Aubrey Plaza
Nobody ever saw a cowboy on the psychiatrist's couch. — John Wayne
The American humorist sat on his couch suffering thoughts of her, trying to figure out how to win back her affections, wondering what had happened… — Richard Brautigan
I love animals to the extent that my home is my dog's home! Which means that nothing is too good for my Freckles-chairs, couches, beds.… — Kate Smith
[T]he historian lays humanity on the couch. — Lynn Townsend White, Jr.
He has an armload of irises and daisies and tulips and he presents them to me. I didn't know what kind of flowers you like.I… — Carrie Jones
I rather like the idea of having all my hours to myself: eating a Fudge Sundae, watching a movie, sleeping on my couch, singing in… — Jack Kerouac
I'd never been much of an athlete, due to a physical condition I'd had since birth (unathleticism). Perhaps if there were a sport centered around… — Colson Whitehead
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. — William Arthur Ward
Most dogs, when you hold a leash up, go nuts and run to the door. Crash, on the other hand barely looks up from his… — David Rosenfelt
If you're a content brand, you have to be in every place your audience is. Sometimes your audience is on the couch and wants to… — Ricky Van Veen
I think grief is like a really ugly couch. It never goes away. You can decorate around it; you can slap a doily on top… — Jodi Picoult
I know so few people who actually give music their undivided attention, so I've been trying to just park myself on the couch between the… — Cliff Martinez
You're not going to get off the couch and be at some amazing fast pace or burn crazy amounts of calories, but you have to… — Jennie Finch
Sustained and soothed By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave, Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch About him, and lies down to… — William C. Bryant
Heaven is on the other side of that feeling you get when you’re sitting on the couch and you get up and make a triple-decker… — Jim Carrey
I have a new method of poetry. All you got to do is look over your notebooks... or lay down on a couch, and think… — Allen Ginsberg

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