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Molly Harper has 12 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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There's an inverse relationship between my temper and my ability to control my accent. If you hear me say 'Fiddledeedee', run for…
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Vampires have bright eyes glistening white teeth unnaturally smooth skin and a certain animal magnetism. If they aren't pretty they starve. It's…
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You can take the girl out of the library, but you can’t take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl.
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Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will…
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I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation…
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The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on.
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A woman puts on a new dress eyeliner lip gloss to please others. A woman paints her toes to please herself. And…
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If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But…
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I am a disaster magnet. I came home from our first anniversary vacation with jellyfish stings, a puncture wound from a wrought…
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Wal-mart started selling “Vampire Home Defense Kits”, including holy water, crosses, stakes, mallets, and a book of quick blessings to bar vampires…
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I have lived in Kentucky all of my life. I am married to my high school sweetheart, David, a local police captain…
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I wondered what would be the most humiliating way possible to be turned into a vampire - a story that a vampire…
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Popular Cork quotes from across the collection:
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I pray on the principle that wine knocks the cork out of a bottle. There is an inward fermentation, and there must…
— Henry Ward Beecher
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I am to be broken. I am to be derided all my life. I am to be cast up and down among…
— Virginia Woolf
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If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork
— Thom Yorke
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I know never to take a wine for granted. Drawing a cork is like attendance at a concert or at a play…
— Gerald Asher
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For my money, insecurity, depression, etc, can be healed by way of El Morocco, sad songs at 4am, and the pop of…
— Elaine Stritch
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Women smirk at baldness. How adorable would they find it if they began to lose their breasts in their late twenties? If…
— Augusten Burroughs
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Some people drift along like a cork on a river, feeling that they cannot do anything except drift, moment to moment. This…
— Edward de Bono
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A being without an aim in life, or not possessing the requisite concentration of purpose to assist him in resisting temptation, is…
— Karl G. Maeser
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The process of rating players can be compared to the measurement of the position of a cork bobbing up and down on…
— Arpad Elo
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How would you know a Cork footballer? He's the one who thinks that oral sex is just talking about it.
— John B. Keane
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What a pure blessing it was to have a bath in a tub alone in a room where all you had to…
— Nancy E. Turner
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Ferguson's out of order. He has lost all sense of reality. He is going out looking for a confrontation, then asking the…
— Arsene Wenger
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