Best Cookies Wisdom
341 Cookies quotes by 256 unique authors
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I want you to know that I fought you fairly. Equal to equal. I could have used my powers against you, but I didn’t. (Stryker)…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Oliver: You turned me down. So why, I wonder, did you decide Amelie would be a better choice? Claire: She smells better. And she made…
— Rachel Caine
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Relax, she’s not really converting. (Acheron) Look at her! She’s not exactly baking cookies! (Xypher)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Even if he doesn’t eat, he knows the cookies. I’ll bet his mother stuffed him full as a kid. (Tory) Not really. My mom wasn’t…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I can’t believe I was ever stupid enough to trust Noir. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. (Zeth)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Mom, is the world coming to an end?" Jonny asked, picking up the plate of cookies and ramming one into his mouth. "No, it isn'T,"…
— Susan Beth Pfeffer
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What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies." "We're all going to want cookies if the…
— Susan Beth Pfeffer
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If I had any choice in the matter, I'd stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day.
— Simone Elkeles
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What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies.
— Susan Beth Pfeffer
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...when the armed robber of unhappiness knocks over the Keebler cookie display of our complacency, and bangs the samurai sword of negativity on the checkout…
— Dave Barry
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Man, he deserves a hero cookie. (Selena)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating? No. Then dont make him a tagalong!
— Lisi Harrison
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Hey, thanks for stopping by," Howard said. "I'd offer you some tea and cookies, but all we have is boiled mole and artichokes. Plus, we…
— Michael Grant
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I've got a library copy of Gone with the Wind, a quart of milk and all these cookies. Wow! What an orgy!
— Jacqueline Susann
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I looked at the canine companion. “Me cookies. You stay.
— Ilona Andrews
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We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love.
— Daniel Handler
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Did I mention I've finally decided on a nickname for you?" "I didn't know you were looking." Well, I've given the matter some serious thought."…
— Alexandra Adornetto
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I will not eat cakes or cookies or food. I will be thin, thin, pure. I will be pure and empty. Weight dropping off. Ninety-nine...…
— Francesca Lia Block
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this blue shirt i have is practically the same color as my jeans, and looking all-blue is something only cookie monster can pull off.
— David Levithan
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Then, in my most careful handwriting, come all the details it would be a crime to forget. Lady licking Prim's cheek. My father's laugh. Peeta's…
— Suzanne Collins
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As we're standing there I realize we're almost exactly the same height. We must look like the dark and light side of an Oreo cookie,…
— Lauren Oliver
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Just because you're sober, don't think you're a good driver, Cookie.
— John Irving
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That's your solution? Have a cookie?' Astrid asked. 'No, my solution is to run down to the beach and hide out until this is all…
— Michael Grant
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When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.
— Erma Bombeck
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Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.
— Heather Brewer
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