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Cookies Quotes by Daniel Handler
- This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
- We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love.
- They were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I ate eleven of them, right in…
More Cookies Quotes
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- Everyone tries to look a cookie-cutter kind of way, and actually the people who look different are the ones who get picked… — Meryl Streep