Best Cookies Qoutes

341 Cookies quotes by 256 unique authors

The cookie maker needs someone to look out for him. — Kim Harrison
I want you to take a sleeve of Thin Mints and line them up on the edge of the kitchen counter and when I'm hungry… — Jack Gantos
I swear, sometimes it feels like there's this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One minute… — Michael Thomas Ford
He felt around desperately for a weapon. What did he have? Diapers? Cookies? Oh, why hadn't they given him a sword? He was the stupid… — Suzanne Collins
Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know! — Charles M. Schulz
Let me also say I wanna make you sandwhiches, And soup, And peanut butter cookies, Though, the truth is peanutbutter is actually really bad for… — Andrea Gibson
I looked up at Ellen and her not-glowing pentagram. "Harm none is the rule, Ellen: bad witch, no cookie. — Laurell K. Hamilton
My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk. — Darynda Jones
Cookie had taken her daughter amber to school then walked the thirty-something feet to work earlier. Our business was on the second floor of Calamity's,… — Darynda Jones
In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs. — Darynda Jones
Jesse, who had not stirred the whole time from the spot he'd been standing, confident I could handle Cheryl myself, was grinning. "It's every girl's… — Meg Cabot
It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies. — Christopher Moore
In a world where people die every day, I think the important thing to remember is that for each moment of sorrow we get when… — Neil Gaiman
It shall be my pleasure to remedy it. First, it is not your strength or your speed that draws me. It's your...everything. Your laugh, your… — Gena Showalter
Gideon opened his and read, “Prosperity will knock on your door soon.” I snorted. Cary shot me a look. “I know, right? You snatched someone… — Sylvia Day
If I’m at a party where I’m not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and leave without saying good-bye. — Mindy Kaling
He’s being held prisoner on a ceramic-lined cookie sheet in the oven,” Thomas said. “I figured he couldn’t jigger his way out of a bunch… — Jim Butcher
They were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I ate eleven of them, right in… — Daniel Handler
I'm beginning to think cookies is a code word for something else." "Maybe it is." He tugged on my bag again as he took a… — Unknown Author
I’m a shallow, shallow boy. Hey, it helps that you’re pretty. It brings out the nice guy in me. Makes me what to share my… — Unknown Author
It was a cookie, not a crack pipe. — Unknown Author
It’s just a cookie, sweetheart. — Unknown Author
Cookie for you. Cookie for me. — Unknown Author
I’d still be nice to you if you were ugly.” “Okay.” A wicked grin slipped over his full lips. He bent his head down and… — Unknown Author
I can see that you don’t believe me. Maybe it was the cookie? Well, you refused to taste my cookies last night and honestly, I… — Unknown Author

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