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• Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.
• Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.
• If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights...
• Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.
• Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy.
• London seems to be a town with a lot of comedy fans and people that really enjoy stand-up.
• I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more…
• When I walk around, sometimes people recognize me from things they've seen me in, TV or whatever. And they'd say, you know,…

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