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Computers Quotes by Eric Porterfield
- The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.
- Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window
More Computers Quotes
- All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are… — Isaac Asimov
- To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life. — Dave Barry
- A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you. — Daniel J. Boorstin
- You have riches and freedom here but I feel no sense of faith or direction. You have so many computers, why don't… — Lech Walesa
- I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. — Isaac Asimov
- One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.' — Norman Ralph Augustine
- Electronic aids, particularly domestic computers, will help the inner migration, the opting out of reality. Reality is no longer going to be… — J. G. Ballard
- I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. — Dave Barry