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• Sci-fi has never really been my bag. But I do believe in a lot of weird things these days, such as synchronicity.…
• It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor
• I think that money spoils most things, once it becomes the primary motivating force.
• For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be,…
• If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
• The really good idea is always traceable back quite a long way, often to a not very good idea which sparked off…
• The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
• Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to…

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