Best Cock Sayings

78 Cock quotes by 62 unique authors

How often do adults just haul off and cold cock you like that? -Sid — The Descendants
To you cock-blockers, fakes, haters, posers, liars, cheaters, shit-talkers, why dont you do something worthwhile with your pathetic life and leave me the hell alone? — Epifania Savea
Tell your friend to stop cock-blocking, it's way too hard...it'll smash through her wall. — The Weeknd
My noodle is cock a doodle. my clocks koo koo. I got screws loose. yea the whole kit and kaboodle. — Eminem
My son I worry about. I'm pretty sure he's gonna be gay. At this point I'm just hoping he's not a bottom. Sorry to sound… — Adam Carolla
Me cock blocking??..no I'm just prettier than you! — Nikkileigh321
That moment when you don't know which eye to look at when talking to someone who is cock-eyed so you just nod a lot and… — Nicole Hill
Tell Drama hes on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock! — Ari Gold
That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something. — Ari Gold
Silly mother fuckers looking awkward, so much dick riding that my cock hurt. — ASAP Rocky
I got soccer moms paying for cock. Asians get it from behind while they cleanin their wok. — Ghostface Killah
Bitches suck cock just to get to the top I put a 100% in every line I drop.......... — Lil Kim
If your age is on the clock your too young for cock — Unknown Author
Ok, so physically, this is what she's gonna do. She's gonna lock the leg. And as she's done with her little You're right, you're right… — Jeremy G
Stop using your cock to fuck that sock learn this simple trick and she'll beg to suck ur dick!!!!!!!!!1 — Raekwon
LOL @ the dude buying condoms and getting her card declined. she just got cock blocked by Visa! — Stephanie
A girl checks me out, I check her out back. We begin talking and having a good time. As always there is always a drunk… — Kevin McCarty
Unless our philosophy hears the cock crow in every barn-yard within our horizon, it is belated. That sound commonly reminds us that we are growing… — Henry David Thoreau
If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? Three feet of my… — Unkown
Periods. Mother natures cock block. — Nikhil Saluja
My cock got caught in my zipper today....at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on it. — Nikhil Saluja
Now walk into the club like 'What up?! I got a big cock!' Nah, Im just pumped, I bought some shit from the thrift shop. — Macklemore
Woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock. — Nikhil Saluja
My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock. — Nikhil Saluja
My girlfriend said your cock is so small... I said a Motor Home is HUGE... Until you park it in the Grand Canyon. — Amit Verma

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