Clumsy Quotes

164 Clumsy quotes by 145 unique authors

And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR, I chopped off… — Barry Lyga
Words felt so clumsy when she was talking about feelings and not facts. — Sarah Rees Brennan
Girls of all kinds can be beautiful - from the thin, plus-sized, short, very tall, ebony to porcelain-skinned; the quirky, clumsy, shy, outgoing and all… — Tyra Banks
Writing isn't generally a lucrative source of income; only a few, exceptional writers reach the income levels associated with the best-sellers. Rather, most of us… — Melissa Scott
At 11, 12, I thought I was clumsy, ugly, a mess, an unappealing person, but I did have the gift of the gab. I had… — Simon Schama
You should not translate for more than two hours at a time. After that, you lose your edge, the language becomes clumsy, rigid. — Tom Stoppard
I am very, very old-fashioned and clumsy. I use those long reporter notebooks. This is what a troglodyte I am. The night before I go… — David Quammen
In order to have an enemy, one must be somebody. One must be a force before he can be resisted by another force. A malicious… — Sophie Swetchine
Your physicality is this great thing, but it is also the thing that makes you clumsy and limits you in the world, so to speak. — Amy Ray
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He… — Alec Guinness
Men always want to be a woman's first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We woman have a more subtle instinct about things. What we… — Oscar Wilde
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. .. — Melchor Lim
Even if I'm the worst person in the world,the most clumsy and no one wants me... remember I'm the only person who will always be… — Superman
Well today has certainly been a very eventful day! First of all I broke my finger:( I was being clumsy, I guess I just can't… — Rachel
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in the way. — ProudLesbian
Im not clumsy but I'm falling for you — Unknown Author
I am not clumsy, its just the floor hates me, tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way. — Unknown Author
'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. — Asheya
I'm a bit awkward on what I do. I am also very clumsy. Sorry. Im a teenager. — Aries Evans
Human love is a fragile creation, and sometimes the smallest thing - the wrong choice of words or a single clumsy gesture - can make… — Haruki Murakami
Im not a perfect girl. My hair doesn't always stay in place. I spill things a lot. I am pretty clumsy and sometimes have a… — Brittany
Hahaha hey clumsy me, so heyz ur post, Idrk u, but u inbox me sometime already and ur funny nd cool, but u should pop… — Unknown Author
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way. — Unkown
I write not because I've to, I write because I'm compelled too. I love what I do, I see purpose in the words I write.… — Jeremy Limn
One of the hardest aspects of this protracted public persona is not knowing others as well as they feel they know me. It's a rather… — Christopher Knight

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