Closet Quotes

430 Closet quotes by 357 unique authors

Why can't rappers just say nice things? Like I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice. — Ellen DeGeneres
True elegance consists not in having a closet bursting with clothes, but rather in having a few well-chosen numbers in which one feels totally at… — Coco Chanel
In the scope of a happy life, a messy desk or an overstuffed coat closet is a trivial thing, yet I find - and I… — Gretchen Rubin
Everyone knows if a Republican comes out of the closet and sees a gay shadow, it means six more years of a Democratic administration. — Jon Stewart
The closet is the best study. The commentators are good instructors, but the Author Himself is far better. — Charles Spurgeon
My goal in life is to be your best friend when you open your closet — Diane von Furstenberg
All women are strong. My mother survived Auschwitz, and fear wasn't an option when we were growing up. If we were afraid of the dark,… — Diane von Furstenberg
For true peace of mind we must acknowledge whatever fault we live upon, whatever time bomb ticks in our closet, and enjoy our Shangri-la nonetheless.… — Chungliang Al Huang
I don't think I really do go shopping. Somehow clothes just kind of end up in my closet. I do not like shopping; I'm not… — Shannon Elizabeth
I hate a messy closet. I totally freak out when my closet is messy and I can't find anything. — Kiernan Shipka
Who cares who comes out of the closet or not, so long as you're happy? — Christopher Atkins
Everyone needs love, never hurt a living thing [and] don’t worry about the choices you make because everything will be fun because life is a… — Amy Poehler
You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like I'm… — Aisha Tyler
The gay community just recognizes what their closets are and we straight have to spend years trying to figure out which closet we are trapped… — Judith Light
That, you know, is why the world exists at all. It remains outside the cosmic garbage can of nothingness, not because it is such a… — Robert Farrar Capon
He that is more frequent in his pulpit to his people than he is in his closet for his people, is but a sorry watchman. — John Owen
I could give you absolutely sterling advice on how to avoid writing, how when you run out of things to do other than going to… — Tony Kushner
One stifling summer afternoon last August, in the attic of a tiny stone house in Pennsylvania, I made a most interesting discovery: the shortest, cheapest… — S. J. Perelman
Mary Martin was Broadway's biggest closet king. Everyone thought Ethel (Merman) was butch and maybe a lesbian, but she wasn't. And everyone thought that lovely… — Bob Fosse
That was the way illness appeared in a house, in the corners, in between floorboards, on the hooks in the closet, along with the sweaters… — Alice Hoffman
I'm usually the sparkle in a closet full of conservative clothes. Either that or my customer has a closet full of my clothes and a… — Betsey Johnson
I myself identify as a recovering Blockhead. You'd be surprised how many twenty- and thirty-something hipster chicks have the NKOTB skeleton in their closet, albeit… — Diablo Cody
I say my hell is the closet I'm stuck inside. — Dave Matthews
I'm going through an evolution. I'm completely cleaning out my closet. I'm purging, because I saw that show 'Hoarders.' I had a sweatshirt from sixth… — Fergie
After years of buying clothes I intend to diet into, I'll say this: the skeleton in my closet has some really nice outfits. — Robert Breault

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