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Get out of control, but appear under control. It?s not bad to alarm other people, though ? it?s good for them.
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Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor…
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Those of us that had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts, we wanted strong drink. We…
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There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around…
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Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no!
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I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still…
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They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated…
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In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
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We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and - in spite of True Romance magazines - we shall all someday look…
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Not a wasted word. This has been a main point to my literary thinking all my life.
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No one holds command over me. No man. No god. No Prince. What is a claim of age for ones who are…
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Old elephants limp off to the hills to die; old Americans go out to the highway and drive themselves to death with…
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We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;…
— Karen Armstrong
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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
— Victor Borge
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I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy,…
— Julie Burchill
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Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
— Samuel Butler
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He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with…
— Jimmy Cannon
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Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but…
— W.C. Fields
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You remember when you were a kid growing up, and believed in Santa Claus? There's not much difference between Santa Claus and…
— Bobby Knight
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A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty.
— William Feather
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God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.
— H. L. Mencken
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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing…
— Jack Handey
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No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just…
— Al Smith
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One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus…
— Dennis Franz
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