Chuck Norris Quotes

23 Chuck Norris quotes by 16 unique authors

• Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. — Jokes About Chuck Norris
• Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. — Jokes About Chuck Norris
• Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. — Jokes About Chuck Norris

Who Wrote These Chuck Norris Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 23 Chuck Norris Quotes as follows:

• 3 Chuck Norris Quotes by Justin Bieber
• 3 Chuck Norris Quotes by Jokes About Chuck Norris
• 3 Chuck Norris Quotes by Chuck Norris
• 2 Chuck Norris Quotes by Rick Riordan
• 1 Chuck Norris Quote by Young Siddiq Prince
• 1 Chuck Norris Quote by Unknown Author
• 1 Chuck Norris Quote by Tom Arnold
• 1 Chuck Norris Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon
• 1 Chuck Norris Quote by Riff Raff
• 1 Chuck Norris Quote by Leo Howard
• 1 Chuck Norris Quote by John Green
• 1 Chuck Norris Quote by Dodgeball
• 1 Chuck Norris Quote by Damian Marley
• 1 Chuck Norris Quote by Charlie Sheen
• 1 Chuck Norris Quote by Brian Celio
• 1 Chuck Norris Quote by Bill Maher