Christmas Quotes
1693 Christmas quotes by 1089 unique authors
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...So put a gerbil on your Christmas list.
— Ras Kass
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It was an emotional roller coaster - going from Christmas, then your aunt dies, and then all the stats come out and you might get…
— Shaun Alexander
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This is the first time since I've been coaching that I gave them off on Christmas Day. Sometimes when you lose a game you want…
— Louis Orr
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The peace and joy of the Christmas season was marred by a proclamation of a general strike of all the military forces of the world.…
— Isaac Asimov
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The sky over London was glorious, ochre and madder, as though a dozen tropic suns were simultaneously setting round the horizon . . . Everywhere…
— Evelyn Waugh
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Pray, dear madam, another glass; it is Christmas time, it will do you no harm.
— William Makepeace Thackeray
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Have a holly jolly Christmas!
— Burl Ives
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Memories and magic is what Christmas is all about.
— Lynn Johnston
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Hey everybody, this is Rob Halford from Fight wishing you all a crazy heavy metal Christmas and an insane, wild manic New Year!
— Rob Halford
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God pays twice as much attention on Christmas, like the media when a white kid goes missing.
— Stan Smith
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This Christmas mend a quarrel. Seek out a forgotten friend. Dismiss suspicion and replace it with trust. Write a letter. Give a soft answer. Encourage…
— Howard W. Hunter
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Speaking from my own religious tradition in this Christmas season, 2,000 years ago a homeless woman gave birth to a homeless child in a manger…
— Al Gore
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As we seek Christ, as we find Him, as we follow Him, we shall have the Christmas spirit, not for one fleeting day each year,…
— Thomas S. Monson
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What will you and I give for Christmas this year? Let us in our lives give to our Lord and Savior the gift of gratitude…
— Thomas S. Monson
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There is no better time than now, this very Christmas season, for all of us to rededicate ourselves to the principles taught by Jesus Christ.…
— Thomas S. Monson
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At this time of Christmas, this season when gifts are given, let us not forget that God gave His Son, and His Son gave His…
— Gordon B. Hinckley
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Christmas is a time for remembering the Son of God and renewing our determination to take upon us His name. It is a time to…
— Dieter F. Uchtdorf
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I believe in the soul ... the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag…
— Kevin Costner
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It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus — but it is still a profoundly morbid…
— Hunter S. Thompson
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Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view.
— Shel Silverstein
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The good part of Christmas is not always Christian -- it is generally Pagan; that is to say, human, natural.
— Robert Green Ingersoll
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True happiness comes only by making others happy—the practical application of the Savior's doctrine of losing one's life to gain it. In short, the Christmas…
— David O. McKay
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My boss at Christmas was a lot of fun: "I want you to look in your pay envelopes and you'll know that I keep the…
— Unknown Author
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Well, I woke up one morning around Christmas, went as far as the shops, and when I got to the corner I felt this violent…
— Beryl Bainbridge
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And so it continued all day, wynde after wynde, From a room beyond came the whistle of a teakettle. Now, you really must join me.…
— Martha Grimes
Who Wrote These Christmas Quotes
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