Chocolate Quotes

741 Chocolate quotes by 553 unique authors

The calories in chocolate don't count because chocolate comes from the cocoa bean, and everyone knows that beans are good for you. — Jill Shalvis
You know, they've got these chocolate assortments, and you like some but you don't like others? And you eat all the ones you like, and… — Haruki Murakami
He turned and reached behind him for the chocolate bar, then he turned back again and handed it to Charlie. Charlie grabbed it and quickly… — Roald Dahl
Though it may be more romantic to picture the bereaved as gaunt, I imagine you can grieve as efficiently with chocolates as with tap water. — Lionel Shriver
There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate. — Jill Shalvis
Coffee?" Santangelo calls down to us. We both look up. He,Ben, and Raffy are hanging over the side. "Is it espresso?" Anson Choi asks behind… — Melina Marchetta
To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. — Esi Edugyan
You sure about this?" I asked Thalia. She turned to me. "Amaltheia leads me to good things. The last time she appeared, she led me… — Rick Riordan
Personally, I like a chocolate-covered sky. Dark, dark chocolate. People say it suits me. I do, however, try to enjoy every color I see -… — Markus Zusak
After the woman left, I set my coffee down and opened the bag. Two muffins-double-chocolate and blueberry bran. I texted Adam a thank-you. I’d just… — Kelley Armstrong
Q: Why do you like chocolate so much? A: The answer, clearly, is because I've tasted chocolate. — Pseudonymous Bosch
Jesse, who had not stirred the whole time from the spot he'd been standing, confident I could handle Cheryl myself, was grinning. "It's every girl's… — Meg Cabot
I find it hard to believe that a lady like...’ Pertellis hesitated, and coughed. ‘There is something elevated in the female spirit that will always… — Frances Hardinge
Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die. — Sarah Rees Brennan
It's not just a miracle; it's a miracle with chocolate. Best kind. — Rachel Caine
Chocolate fends off all kinds of nasty stuff. And if you get hungry while warding off evil, you have a snack. It's multipurpose equipment. — Jim Butcher
It would be like a cleansing diet. The problem was, the only diet I'd ever been on backfired. Once I tried to go an entire… — Becca Fitzpatrick
Watch the sunrise at least once a year, put a lot of marshmallows in your hot chocolate, lie on your back and look at the… — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Men shake hands after they beat each other up; we eat chocolate. — Nora Roberts
Even she agreed that a woman had a right to chocolate. — Sylvia Day
the existence of broccoli does not in any way affect the taste of chocolate — John Green
The first bowl of chocolate pudding was too hot, but Goldilocks ate it all anyway because, hey, it's chocolate pudding, right? — Mo Willems
If I ever meet with the man who fulfills my ideal, I shall make it a condition of the marriage settlement, that I am to… — Wilkie Collins
Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt — Darynda Jones
It’s the well-behaved children that make the most formidable revolutionaries. They don’t say a word, they don’t hide under the table, they eat only one… — Jean-Paul Sartre

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