Chocolate Quotes

741 Chocolate quotes by 553 unique authors

If I had any choice in the matter, I'd stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day. — Simone Elkeles
Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either. — Michael Buckley
I'm the smartest man in the world. Once I wore a cape in public, and fought battles against men who could fly, who had metal… — Austin Grossman
The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate. — David Sedaris
You look beautiful in this dress." "And yet you're trying to take it off." "You know that look that Jessica gets when she unwraps one… — Michele Bardsley
Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words. — Rachel Vincent
Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating? No. Then dont make him a tagalong! — Lisi Harrison
…We were born vampires." "I thought you became –" "— vampires by being bitten? Dear me, no. Oh, we can turn people into vampires, it’s… — Terry Pratchett
So what are you in the mood for? (Sunshine) How about naked Sunshine al dente covered in whipped cream and chocolate? We could even put… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk — Christopher Moore
Will looked horrified. "What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate? — Cassandra Clare
There was something about a man with a shovel, and the sweat on his neck might as well have been chocolate sauce. It wasn't fair.… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it.… — Chetan Bhagat
I’m staring into chocolate eyes. although my brain is clouded and I’m dizzy, I know enough to register that chocolate is the opposite of blue.… — Simone Elkeles
Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit. — Charlaine Harris
I was like a chocolate in a box, looking well behaved and perfect in place, all the while harboring a secret center. — Deb Caletti
Hey," says Hayden, "I'm Switzerland; neutral as can be, and also with great chocolate." "Get lost," Roland tells him. "Already am." And Hayden strolls away. — Neal Shusterman
I think it takes an amazing amount of energy to convince oneself that the Forever Person isn't just around the corner. In the end I… — Douglas Coupland
Come to the Dark Side. We have chocolate. — Cheyenne McCray
Why shouldn't I be introspective? We dont' make sense." "Neither do Chocolate and Peanut Butter, but it somehow works." He says "Somehow the mixture of… — Simone Elkeles
The time for crying with your girlfriends about a broken heart is over chocolate ice cream and chick flicks—not stun guns and bulletproof vests. — Ally Carter
The measuring and mixing always smoothed out her thinking processes - nothing was as calming as creaming butter - and when the kitchen was warm… — Jennifer Crusie
And something chocolate, of course. A meal was not a meal without some sort of chocolate for desert. — Janet Evanovich
I took that smile and I put it right where the hole in my chest was. It was better than coffee, or chocolate, or a… — Cecil Castellucci
Do you want to hang out? At your place or something?" Hanging out with Jimmy Hailler will mean that I have to say hello to… — Melina Marchetta

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