Chocolate Quotes

741 Chocolate quotes by 553 unique authors

Everything was chocolate ice cream and kisses and wind. — Francesca Lia Block
There is a big confusion in this country over what we want verses what we need...you need food. You want a chocolate sundae. — Mitch Albom
He showed the words “chocolate cake” to a group of Americans and recorded their word associations. “Guilt” was the top response. If that strikes you… — Michael Pollan
Just the other day, I was in my neighborhood Starbucks, waiting for the post office to open. I was enjoying a chocolatey cafe mocha when… — Sarah Vowell
Touched by her fingers, the two surviving chocolate people copulate desperately, losing themselves in a melting frenzy of lust, spending the last of their brief… — Neil Gaiman
I'm alive inside. A bird is my heart. Mama and Daddy is not win. I'm winning. I'm drinking hot chocolate in the Village wif girls--all… — Sapphire
...That he'd seen...two people, a young man and a woman, sitting on invisible furniture with their feet up, reading books and eating chocolates. — Megan Whalen Turner
The story of my life can be told in silver: in chocolate mills, serving spoons, and services for twelve. The story of my life has… — Elizabeth Scott
Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable place to hide. — Daniel Handler
A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine. — Ray Bradbury
Oh! kangaroos, sequins, chocolate sodas! / You really are beautiful! Pearls, / harmonicas, jujubes, aspirins! — Frank O'Hara
There's a big confusion in this country over what we want versus what we need," Morrie said. "You need food, you want a chocolate sundae.… — Mitch Albom
Because, ten-year-olds of the world, you shouldn't believe what your teachers tell you about the beauty and specialness and uniqueness of you. Or, believe it,… — Sloane Crosley
We read to learn and to grow, to laugh, to be motivated, and to understand things we've never been exposed to. We read for strength… — Joan Bauer
Chocolate is God's apology for brocolli — Richard Paul Evans
In a clutch or a corner, I tend to make a weapon out of what is near at hand. That can be anything from a… — Dean Koontz
Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain. — Dave Barry
A bag of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. "You want to be careful with those," Ron warned Harry. "When they say every flavor, they mean… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate. — Charles M. Schulz
My capacity for invention is flash hot stark, I thought. Sucker sunshade. Disembodied radar-reconnaissance. Not to mention Bitter Chocolate Death and Killer Zebras. Pity about… — Robin McKinley
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate. — Sandra Boynton
Nothing heals the soul like chocolate ... It's God's apology for broccoli. — Richard Paul Evans
It was the first time that I had ever been romantically kissed. It was even better than the chocolate cake. — Richard Paul Evans
I always thought the Bible was more of a salad thing, you know, but it isn't. It's a chocolate thing. — Donald Miller
When we don't have the words chocolate can speak volumes. — Joan Bauer

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