Chocolate Quotes

741 Chocolate quotes by 553 unique authors

I love dark chocolate, but I will have a piece just occasionally. — Linda Gray
Life is like a box of chocolates, I'm a nerd and I read books — Dick Van Dyke
I think I do myself a disservice by comparing myself to Steve Jobs and Walt Disney and human beings that we've seen before. It should… — Kanye West
I'm not supposed to have chocolate before dinner. — Unknown Author
New Rule: This Valentine’s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find out what's on… — Bill Maher
I eat healthy most of the time, but I love chocolate. I can't help it! — Carla Overbeck
All I need are chocolates, credit card, and stilettos. — Maryse Ouellet
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. — Jill Shalvis
I fed my Yak on my spare Cadbury chocolate 21,0000ft up Everest. It was a blonde, very sweet female Yak. I made it my pet… — Brian Blessed
I love nothing more than a good, rich, dark chocolate. It exhilarates. It satisfies. — Abigail Spencer
She's a yellow pair of running shoes, a holey pair of jeans. She looks great in cheap sunglasses, she looks great in anything. She's, "I… — Brad Paisley
If you start a chocolate company, you can't compete with Cadbury in the first ten years because they are a big company. — Tamim Iqbal
Because of writers like Chinua Achebe and Camara Laye … I realized that people like me, girls with skin the color of chocolate, whose kinky… — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man. — Thom Yorke
If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior. — Thom Yorke
Once in a while I say, 'Go for it' and I eat chocolate. — Claudia Schiffer
I love dark chocolate - I could eat it 'til I puke. — Behati Prinsloo
It's about avoiding reality through various escape routes that become addictions and lead to Hell. My character is addicted to television, chocolate, coffee, to her… — Ellen Burstyn
After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. — Unknown Author
Chocolate ... is not something you can take or leave, something you like only moderately. You dont like chocolate. You dont even love chocolate. Chocolate… — Geneen Roth
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long… — Henri Frederic Amiel
I didn't follow the policies of those already in the business. If I had, I would never have made a go of it. Instead, I… — Milton S. Hershey
Love is just a chocolate substitute. — Melanie Clark Pullen
Your love is better than chocolate. Better than anything else that I've tried. — Sarah McLachlan
A true chocolate lover finds ways to accommodate his passion and make it work with his lifestyle. One key, not just to keeping weight down… — Unknown Author

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