Chocolate Quotes

741 Chocolate quotes by 553 unique authors

Carob is a brown powder made from the pulverized fruit of a Mediterranean evergreen. Some consider carob an adequate substitute for chocolate because it has… — Sandra Boynton
The taste of chocolate is a sensual pleasure in itself, existing in the same world as sex... For myself, I can enjoy the wicked pleasure… — Ruth Westheimer
Eating chocolate can have significant influences on mood, generally leading to an increase in pleasant feelings and a reduction in tension. — Peter Rogers
If I have chocolate around, I will eat it. I love it, I love it, I love it. I like a piece every day. — Julia Louis-Dreyfus
I probably have some sort of chocolate five times a week. There's definitely a change it does to the chemistry of the body. It's my… — John Travolta
If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time at his desk… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
The divine drink which builds up resistance and fights fatigue. A cup of this precious drink permits a man to walk for a whole day… — Hernando Cortes
If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again… — Marie de Rabutin-Chantal, marquise de Sevigne
If one swallows a cup of chocolate only three hours after a copious lunch, everything will be perfectly digested and there will still be room… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Chocolate is the greatest gift to women ever created, next to the likes of Paul Newman and Gene Kelly. It's something that should be had… — Sandra Bullock
My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex. — Alicia Silverstone
Fruit of all the kinds that the country produced were laid before him; he ate very little, but from time to time a liquor prepared… — Unknown Author
Just as bees will swarm about to protect their nest, so will I 'swarm about' to protect my nest of chocolate eggs. — Jack Handey
Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!... — Andy Milonakis
Somebody warned me early on to be very careful about brushing up against the chocolate.... — Geena Davis
Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it… — Alan Coren
Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of… — Sandra Boynton
Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It's a no-win situation.... — Kim Williams
I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.... — Sarah Jessica Parker
I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up… — Jack Handey
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty... — Lora Brody
Never mind about 1066 William the Conqueror, 1087 William the Second. Such things are not going to affect one?s life...but 1932 the Mars Bar and… — Roald Dahl
Life without chocolate is just an existence — Unknown Author
It has been shown as proof positive that carefully prepared chocolate is as healthful a food as it is pleasant; that it is nourishing and… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches. — Frank Iero

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