Chicken Quotes

661 quotes by 531 authors

It is chicken, it is eggs, it is in between your legs, it is walking on the moon. — Genesis
See that V-neck, thats Polo Grilled up like Ocho chuck Taylors with no socks You n-ggas chicken, pollo — Lil Wayne
Check it out Butthead, this chicken has three boobs. How many butts does she have? — Beavis And Butthead
I didn't plant the story about the chicken. — Mark Zuckerberg
Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so… — Pulp Fiction
Wanna give a shout-out to the Fry Guy, got much love fo the Fry Guy? let me get a cold drank, need a cold drank.… — Ralphie May
So ok....KFC has a black family reunion contest??? Cause u know....we LOOOOOVE fried chicken... — 9th Wonder
I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens… — Dwight Schrute
I came back with some sicker songs. that got these broke niggas lookin at me like they chokin on a chicken bone. every chick I… — Fabolous
Hold Up..Wait a Minute let me put some chicken up in it — Madea
I to drunk to taste this chicken. — Colonel Sanders
See them other chicken heads? They don't never leave the coop I'm in the coupe cruising, I got the stolen plates Serving all the fiends… — Kreayshawn
Growing up Southern is a privilege, really. It's more than where you're born, it's an idea and state of mind that seems imparted at birth.… — Unknown Author
See them other chicken heads, they dont ever leave the coupe. — Kreayshawn
Yesterday, at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how he prepared the chicken. He replied, "We don't...we just tell it straight that it's going to… — Unknown Author
GENERAL TAO'S CHICKEN ( 6 ON THE MENU) IS MY FAVORITE. — Mao Tse-Tung
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on it's face. The egg is… — Unknown Author
Want dome chicken? its moist. Spencer — ICarly
Yeah, they always want that fun shit when you tryna spit a little something real. They start running, turning chicken like a nugget meal. — Mac Miller
Chicken wings and fries, I'm in love with all the simple things. Little things, soldiers be around always bickering. — Mac Miller

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