Chicken Quotes

661 quotes by 531 authors

A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one… — Henny Youngman
(raps) so I walk down the street and fry some chicken it's that damn good that they be licken (don't ask what they be licken....… — Tamika-leeigh
Is that chicken O.o — Unknown Author
All my friends want to go into the army and stuff and another one wants to fix planes and I butt in and say *i… — Tamika-leeigh
Yeah I know I am not prefect, but do you think I care? no I don't, I love who I am and what I have… — Unknown Author
A cat falls into a puddle of water. A chicken starts laughing hysterically. The moral of the story is A Wet Pu**y Makes A C***… — Melchor Lim
Society: Every girl is beautiful. Fat girls: Really? Skinny girls: Really? Curvy girls: Really? Scene girls: Really? Preppy girls: Really? Geeky Girls: Really? White girls:… — Harriet Morgan
Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHERE SIDE — Alice Jane
Smiling is one of the only contagious things you can give someone that wont harm them. so keep your burgers,your std, your germs, keep you… — Unknown Author
She's talking about girl let's kill him, but I've got a better way to get him. Hanging up like she just didn't see him, put… — Rachel
RATE ME IF U ANIT A CHICKEN inbox me what you think of me 1) Crazy 2) I'd marry you 3) I'd date you 4)… — Unknow
Fairly Used Chicken for sale.... Xmas promo is here: Tokunbo chicken, Buy 1 and get 1 free * London used chicken - N1,200 * USA… — Glory Ebri
Love is when mummy gives the best piece of chicken to daddy — Miley
Chicks should never get to call guys chicken! eh? The irony in it!! — Aruho Marvin
I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay. -Champ Kind — Anchorman 2
Funny how I keep my love for you a secret. Its a secret as mysterious as the 11 herbs and spices used in KFC chicken. — Denise MeÃ±ez
How I feel about you is a secret. Its a secret as mysterious as the 11 herbs and spices used in KFC chicken. — Denise MeÃ±ez
Chicken troll :P — Ritesh
How country are ya? Yep, girl I really need to know Do you shoot whiskey? Yep! Good Cuz I had to let you go Can… — Unknown Author
A little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter shed. Tommy, she said, I'm not eating any more chicken sandwiches. Why?… — Unkown

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