Chicken Quotes

661 quotes by 531 authors

"I'm not involved in sport, I'm commited." "Do you know the difference?" "Think of eggs and ham!" "The chicken is involved but the pig is… — Martina Navratilova
I defended him [John McCain] in those hearings when some stupid-ass right-wing idiot accused him of being the Manchurian Candidate, that somehow the Vietnamese had… — Senator John Kerry
Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through… — Calvin Trillin
Cheers to girls, throw the deuces to the guys. Now I got a chicken and a goose in the ride. — Trey Songz
Pull Up On The Block In The Drop Top Chicken Box, Mr. KFC, VVS's Is In The Watch, Living Fast Where Its All About The… — Rick Ross
He'll take your house down, off of them pillars and take your mom to sizzler. And feed her chicken liver, that's cold blooded love. Billys… — Yelawolf
Why do I like racing? I was too lazy to work and too chicken to steal. — Kyle Petty
We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container. — Tracy Morgan
Slick Dro it's me chicken money KFC, Crispy dark meat the carbon come in all heat, You know how the mob be they got me… — Young Dro
You can call me Mr. Porter, Black boy, white boy stitches, Eagle on my chest and my Levi britches, I think I'm addicted, Bitches blowing… — Travis Porter
I like that boom boom pow. Them chicken jackin' my style. — Fergie
One day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken. Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin' — Run DMC
Two Piece, Chicken Wit A Biscuit Cole Slaw. Bitch Please. On The Side Macaroni Cheese. — Max B
No whore, that's not love, we was fucking, I was in search of a chicken head; you was clucking and I was lusting — Malice (Clipse)
Mrs. Knight: But you love your dinosaur chicken. Kendall: Yeah...when I was eight. — Big Time Rush
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle. — Gretchen Wilson
My mansion shit, moved in the West wing. You broke-ass niggaz couldn't buy a chicken wing. Stop it money, I'm out for the profit money.… — Tony Yayo
It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and… — The Situation
They call me the juice the no chicken lover — Juicy J
Hanging out on 2nd Avenue eating chicken vindaloo, I just want to be with you. — The Ramones

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