Best Charlie Lines
313 Charlie quotes by 196 unique authors
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Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
— Chris Rock
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You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
— Charles M. Schulz
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I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.
— Charlie Sheen
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He's my favorite! He wrote and produced, and starred in and cast all of his movies! Can you imagine? I get really excited when I…
— Emma Stone
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When I was a child I devoured every book I could get my hands on. I loved losing myself in colourful and dramatic stories -…
— David Walliams
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I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, for example, although there…
— Betty White
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Some make you sing and some make you scream. One makes you wish that you'd never been seen. But there's a shop on the corner…
— David Bowie
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It would have been hard for Fat Charlie to say exactly when the accumulation of birds on the wire mesh moved from interesting to terrifying.…
— Neil Gaiman
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Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a…
— W.C. Fields
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Magic Sandra’s seen a leprechaun, Eddie touched a troll, Laurie danced with witches once, Charlie found some goblins gold. Donald heard a mermaid sing, Susy…
— Shel Silverstein
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There was something about being in the vicinity of Grahame Coats that always made Fat Charlie (a) speak in cliches and (b) begin to daydream…
— Neil Gaiman
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Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc…
— Christopher Moore
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Mr. Fresh looked up. "The book says if we don't do our jobs everything could go dark, become like the Underworld. I don't know what…
— Christopher Moore
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Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in…
— Christopher Moore
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. . . You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong? Charlie: No, no, I’m okay, I just had to take directions from a mute beaver…
— Christopher Moore
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. . . And so Charlie Asher . . . led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything from knitting needles…
— Christopher Moore
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Do you always think this much, Charlie?" "Is that bad?" "Not necessarily. It's just that sometimes people use thought to not participate in life." "Is…
— Stephen Chbosky
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Then I say, "Let's go and brush our teeth." So Lola says, "But Charlie, I can't brush my teeth because somebody is using my tooth."…
— Lauren Child
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Mr. Wonka: "Don’t forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he wanted." Charlie Bucket: "What happened?" Mr. Wonka: "He lived happily ever…
— Roald Dahl
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Better watch out said a second voice from somewhere under the Beetle. Don't park those two kraut cars too close together; it's springtime, and they…
— Mercedes Lackey
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LINUS: Where are you going for Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown? CHARLIE: My father, my mother, Sally, and I are all going to my grandmothers for dinner.…
— Charles M. Schulz
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Thank God for books and music and things I can think about." --Charlie Gordan
— Daniel Keyes
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Even a feeble-minded man wants to be like other men." --Charlie Gordan
— Daniel Keyes
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There are so many doors to open. I am impatient to begin." --Charlie Gordan
— Daniel Keyes
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Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!
— Charles M. Schulz
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