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Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. — Chris Rock
You're a good man, Charlie Brown. — Charles M. Schulz
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. — Charlie Sheen
He's my favorite! He wrote and produced, and starred in and cast all of his movies! Can you imagine? I get really excited when I… — Emma Stone
When I was a child I devoured every book I could get my hands on. I loved losing myself in colourful and dramatic stories -… — David Walliams
I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, for example, although there… — Betty White
Some make you sing and some make you scream. One makes you wish that you'd never been seen. But there's a shop on the corner… — David Bowie
It would have been hard for Fat Charlie to say exactly when the accumulation of birds on the wire mesh moved from interesting to terrifying.… — Neil Gaiman
Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a… — W.C. Fields
Magic Sandra’s seen a leprechaun, Eddie touched a troll, Laurie danced with witches once, Charlie found some goblins gold. Donald heard a mermaid sing, Susy… — Shel Silverstein
There was something about being in the vicinity of Grahame Coats that always made Fat Charlie (a) speak in cliches and (b) begin to daydream… — Neil Gaiman
Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc… — Christopher Moore
Mr. Fresh looked up. "The book says if we don't do our jobs everything could go dark, become like the Underworld. I don't know what… — Christopher Moore
Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in… — Christopher Moore
. . . You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong? Charlie: No, no, I’m okay, I just had to take directions from a mute beaver… — Christopher Moore
. . . And so Charlie Asher . . . led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything from knitting needles… — Christopher Moore
Do you always think this much, Charlie?" "Is that bad?" "Not necessarily. It's just that sometimes people use thought to not participate in life." "Is… — Stephen Chbosky
Then I say, "Let's go and brush our teeth." So Lola says, "But Charlie, I can't brush my teeth because somebody is using my tooth."… — Lauren Child
Mr. Wonka: "Don’t forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he wanted." Charlie Bucket: "What happened?" Mr. Wonka: "He lived happily ever… — Roald Dahl
Better watch out said a second voice from somewhere under the Beetle. Don't park those two kraut cars too close together; it's springtime, and they… — Mercedes Lackey
LINUS: Where are you going for Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown? CHARLIE: My father, my mother, Sally, and I are all going to my grandmothers for dinner.… — Charles M. Schulz
Thank God for books and music and things I can think about." --Charlie Gordan — Daniel Keyes
Even a feeble-minded man wants to be like other men." --Charlie Gordan — Daniel Keyes
There are so many doors to open. I am impatient to begin." --Charlie Gordan — Daniel Keyes
Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!! — Charles M. Schulz

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