Chairs Quotes

709 Chairs quotes by 591 unique authors

Ten years ago she split the air To seize what she could spy Tonight she bumps against a chair, Betrayed by milky eye. She seems… — Ogden Nash
We don't need women. There are plenty other things in the world to have sex with, just go to a sexaholics meeting and take notes.… — Chuck Palahniuk
When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs… — Jack Handey
I've always thought that the most extraordinary special effect you could do is to buy a child at the moment of its birth, sit it… — Clive Barker
Some people never get their feet on the ground, They're either sitting in a chair or theyre laying down.... — Phil Ochs
This past Thanksgiving, my father was at the farm, and I had all 11 dogs in the house with a father who never allowed dogs… — Oprah Winfrey
...those who sit at their work and are therefore called 'chair workers,' such as cobblers and tailors, suffer from their own particular diseases ... [T]hese… — Bernardino Ramazzini
A country scratching a lazy irritation at sagging doorjambs and late trains, whose greatest attribute is a collective, smelly tolerance, where a chap will put… — A. A. Gill
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. — Henny Youngman
Life is a whoopee cushion, a chair pulled away just as you were taking a seat. — Wally Lamb
For the understanding of a picture a chair is needed. Why a chair? To prevent the legs, as they tire, from interfering with the mind — Paul Klee
Desks are terrible places, no matter how many wheels a chair might have. You can't do much about how drawers fill up. — Gary Lutz
I try to make my things aesthetically pleasing; but, if it isn’t functional, people will ‘oo’ and ‘aah’ over it in an exhibit but they… — Sam Maloof
A chair is the first thing you need when you don’t really need anything, and is therefore a peculiarly compelling symbol of civilization. For it… — Ralph Caplan
If more designers had bad backs, we would have more good chairs. — Ralph Caplan
Worry is like rocking in a rocking chair all day, because it keeps you busy but gets you nowhere. — Joyce Meyer
The Democrats should have an empty chair on stage for the entire DNC, and when anyone asks who it belongs to, they can say Osama… — Chris Rock
In the vast game of Darwinian musical chairs, whenever the music stopped there were large numbers of people without a seat—and some smartass had sold… — Daniel Suarez
But the goal of the arts, culinary or otherwise, is not to increase our comfort. That is the goal of an easy chair. — Jeffrey Steingarten
Joining a Facebook group about creative productivity is like buying a chair about jogging. — Merlin Mann
Life is like a beach chair when you can afford one — Joe Budden
My whole world changed when Michael Jackson brought out the Bad album when I was about eight or nine. He took over my whole life… — Shane Filan
Someone once said to me, 'Are you telling me that chair isn't real, that it's only thought?' I said 'Of course the chair is real.… — Sydney Banks
I shop at thrift stores a lot. I have a lot of silver pitchers and I put my flowers in those. I collect antiques, so… — Monica Potter
Comfort rules. You want to be able to sit in a good chair comfortably for a few hours and be able to talk and enjoy… — Amanda Pays

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