Cats Quotes

858 Cats quotes by 574 unique authors

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties. — W L George
Cats sleep Anywhere, Any table, Any chair, Top of piano, Window-ledge, In the middle, On the edge. — Eleanor Farjeon
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. — P.G. Wodehouse
It is with the approach of winter that cats...wear their richest fur and assume an air of sumptuous and delightful opulence. — Pierre Loti
Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time… — Roger Caras
It is easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities… — P.J. O'Rourke
Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in,… — Lilian Jackson Braun
Cats, as a class, have never completely got over the snootiness caused by the fact that in ancient Egypt they were worshipped as gods. This… — P.G. Wodehouse
The great charm of cats is their rampant egotism, their devil-may-care attitude toward responsibility, their disinclination to earn an honest dollar... — Robertson Davies
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever and generally stopping before it gets there. — Agnes Repplier
With cats, some say, one rule is true: Don't speak till you are spoken to. — Thomas Stearns Eliot
Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you... — Wystan Hugh Auden
Few animals display their mood via facial expressions as distinctly as cats. — Konrad Lorenz
For me, one of the pleasures of cats company is their devotion to bodily comfort. — Compton Mackenzie
Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them. — Compton Mackenzie
You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. — George Mikes
Cats invented self-esteem; there is not an insecure bone in their body. — Erma Bombeck
The thing about cats as you might find, is that no one knows what they have in mind. — John Ciardi
If you want to write, keep cats. — Aldous Huxley
Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of. — Walter Scott
Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs. — Desmond Morris
Sleeping together is a euphemism for people, but tantamount to marriage with cats. — Marge Piercy
I think all cats are wild. They only act tame if there´s a saucer of milk in it for them. — Douglas Adams
Siamese Cats have a way of staring at you. Those who have walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will know the expression. — Douglas Adams
If you want to be a psychological novelist and write about human beings, the best thing you can do is keep a pair of cats. — Aldous Huxley

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