Cats Quotes
858 Cats quotes by 574 unique authors
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You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat reads those stories…
— Dave Barry
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I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn't.
— Mark Twain
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The main advantage of working at home is that you get to find out what cats really do all day.
— Lynne Truss
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Men may have given millions of dollars and fed rats and cats, as some do in India. They say that men can take care of…
— Swami Vivekananda
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Photography is not cute cats, nor nudes, motherhood or arrangements of manufactured products. Under no circumstances it is anything ever anywhere near a beach.
— Walker Evans
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I'm not a star. I'll never be a Frank Sinatra or Elvis Presley or a Ray Charles. I'm just an imitator, man. I'm doing a…
— Jaco Pastorius
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They can say whatever they want about my personal life because I know what my personal life is, and it involves a lot of TV…
— Taylor Swift
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I seem to have a soft spot in my heart for Australia and Australian actors. After having worked with one in 'Cinderella' and a multitude…
— Lea Salonga
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I am a vegetarian because I realized that even little chickens suffer pain and fear, experience a range of feelings and emotions, and are as…
— Paul McCartney
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Trying to coach kindergarteners in soccer is like trying to herd cats.
— Mark R. Woodward
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Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day…
— Oliver Gaspirtz
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A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.
— Oliver Gaspirtz
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Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.
— Oliver Gaspirtz
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...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas for dinner or…
— Dick Gregory
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By now, the corporations that dominate our media, like alcoholic fat cats, treat this situation as theirs by right... Their concept of a diversity of…
— Ben Bagdikian
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To the pure geometer the radius of curvature is an incidental characteristic - like the grin of the Cheshire cat. To the physicist it is…
— Arthur Eddington
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I live alone with my one dog and they say it like it's a sad, it's a terrible thing. This woman lives alone with her…
— Julie Bowen
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I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It isn't that I…
— Blaize Clement
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In the early years of the Uprising, we survived on one meal a day of horse meat and soup, but by the end we ate…
— Diane Ackerman
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Just as a snowflakewent on to feed a puddle that filled a stream and then the river, thepumpkin patch is a gathering of molecules from…
— Katherine Dunn
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[on going to Sunday school:] It looks like rain, and I hope it will rain cats and dogs and hammers and pitchforks and silver sugar…
— Edna St. Vincent Millay
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In fact, without a specification of a creature's goals, the very idea of intelligence is meaningless. A toadstool could be given a genius award for…
— Steven Pinker
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A sea-green sky: lamps blossoming white. This is marginal land: fields of strung wire, of treadless tyres in ditches, fridges dead on their backs, and…
— Hilary Mantel
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He marvelled at the fact that the cats had two holes cut in their fur at precisely the spot where their eyes were.
— Georg C. Lichtenberg
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Cats are peaceful and tranquil - they bring calmness with their serene personalities.
— Chris Evert
Who Wrote These Cats Quotes
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