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• Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father…
• A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and…
• I always hated those classic kid movies like Old Yeller or The Yearling where the beloved pet dies. What would be so…
• You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.
• I’ve made my life’s work spotting assholes. And you know, I think it’s harder now than ever before because there’s so many…
• Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's…
• Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness.
• Here’s what I learned: First thing in the morning, before I have drowned myself in coffee, while I still have that sleepy…
• No one would argue against the fact that L.A. leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious.
• Conversely, beware the man who does nothing but ask you questions about yourself and offers no information about himself. Not only is…
• I think people figure out early in their lives what currency they can work in.
• Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.

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