Cart Quotes

122 Cart quotes by 103 unique authors

Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart. — Richard Turner
I bought my first electric car in 1970. Its top speed was 15 mph and it had just a 15 mile range - it was… — Ed Begley, Jr.
Most people put the cart before the horse, which is an interesting way to go through life. They approach everything directly. In Zen we approach… — Frederick Lenz
I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs. — Delta Burke
If CART continues on, it's just going to drag all of open-wheel racing down. — Michael Andretti
I go to see grand prix every year, and I watch every race on TV for sure. I probably go to three or four CART… — Emerson Fittipaldi
I think with new president Chris Pook of CART, he is very active and strong. — Emerson Fittipaldi
I learned a valuable lesson doing 'Mr. Sunshine,' which is that I didn't want to be in charge because it's too much. Being in charge… — Matthew Perry
There's no backward and no forward, no day other than this. You fill your cart as you go, and that's that. — John Burnham Schwartz
The cart before the horse is neither beautiful nor useful. — Henry David Thoreau
Like an ox-cart driver in monsoon season or the skipper of a grounded ship, one must sometimes go forward by going back. — John Barth
The state of society is one in which the members have suffered amputation from the trunk, and strut about so many walking monsters, - a… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
The worst wheel of the cart makes the most noise. — Benjamin Franklin
I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart. — Buddy Hackett
I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. — Mitch Hedberg
The ox suffers, the cart complains. — Victor Hugo
He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie. — Mickey Mantle
Even though the album is an endangered species, can we try and make a coherent and good one, even if it's like making a horse… — Chris Martin
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven. — Dennis Miller
Why do I always choose the shopping cart with the squeaky wheel? Is it my bad luck, or are all the carts dysfunctional? — Rachel Nichols
Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in… — Robert Redford
The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events.… — Jon Stewart
One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well,… — Lee Trevino
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart. — Erma Bombeck
In the opening to the Mary Tyler Moore Show Mary's in the supermarket, hurrying through the aisles. She pauses at the meat case, picks up… — Augusten Burroughs

Who Wrote These Cart Quotes

103 authors contributed a total of 122 Cart Quotes, led by these top contributors: