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If all sentient beings in the universe disappeared, there would remain a sense in which mathematical objects and theorems would continue to…
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Politicians, real-estate agents, used-car salesmen, and advertising copy-writers are expected to stretch facts in self-serving directions, but scientists who falsify their results…
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If present trends continue, our country may soon find itself far behind many other nations in both science and technology nations where,…
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Biographical history, as taught in our public schools, is still largely a history of boneheads; ridiculous kings and queens, paranoid political leaders,…
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All mathematicians share... a sense of amazement over the infinite depth and the mysterious beauty and usefulness of mathematics.
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Mathematics is not only real, but it is the only reality. That is that entire universe is made of matter, obviously. And…
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Speaking about symmetry, look out our window, and you may see a cardinal attacking its reflection in the window. The cardinal is…
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The universe is almost like a huge magic trick and scientists are trying to figure out how it does what it does.
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If you ask me to tell you anything about the nature of what lies beyond the phaneron… my answer is “How should…
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There are, and always have been, destructive pseudo-scientific notions linked to race and religion; these are the most widespread and damaging. Hopefully,…
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The last level of metaphor in the Alice books is this: that life, viewed rationally and without illusion, appears to be a…
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It is part of the pholosophic dullness of our time that there are millions of rational monsters walking about on their hind…
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Politicians, real-estate agents, used-car salesmen, and advertising copy-writers are expected to stretch facts in self-serving directions, but scientists who falsify their results…
— Martin Gardner
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You want to try and bring a character to life in an honest a way as you possibly can. It doesn't matter…
— Scott Bakula
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Deep within the heart of every evangelist lies the wreck of a car salesman.
— H. L. Mencken
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I have no belief in the system. So Sonny is perfectly at home (in Washington D.C.). Politicians are one step down below…
— Unknown Author
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Politics Is the Entertainment Branch of Industry. C-SPAN's coverage of governmental proceedings is…
— Frank Zappa
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I had an acting teacher tell me once that if you're playing a car salesman, you don't want to be an OK…
— Aaron Tveit
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When Americans are asked to rank professions in terms of honesty and ethics, insurance agents routinely end up near the bottom of…
— James Surowiecki
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America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no…
— Hunter S. Thompson
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If you're a car salesman, and someone says "This is a terrible car, I'm not buying it," it doesn't mean they hate…
— Jay Leno
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I come from Toledo, Ohio, a town that has been hurt badly by the shift of the automobile business towards Japan. And…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a…
— Michael Moore
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Got rejected for a job as a car salesman. Apparently A professional in fake laughing and bullshit wasn't what they were looking…
— Nikhil Saluja
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