Car Salesman Quotes

12 quotes by 12 authors

Politicians, real-estate agents, used-car salesmen, and advertising copy-writers are expected to stretch facts in self-serving directions, but scientists who falsify their results are regarded by… — Martin Gardner
You want to try and bring a character to life in an honest a way as you possibly can. It doesn't matter whether he's a… — Scott Bakula
Deep within the heart of every evangelist lies the wreck of a car salesman. — H. L. Mencken
I have no belief in the system. So Sonny is perfectly at home (in Washington D.C.). Politicians are one step down below used-car salesmen. — Unknown Author
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Politics Is the Entertainment Branch of Industry. C-SPAN's coverage of governmental proceedings is wonderful. Caution! Buffoons… — Frank Zappa
I had an acting teacher tell me once that if you're playing a car salesman, you don't want to be an OK car salesman, you… — Aaron Tveit
When Americans are asked to rank professions in terms of honesty and ethics, insurance agents routinely end up near the bottom of the list -… — James Surowiecki
America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing… — Hunter S. Thompson
If you're a car salesman, and someone says "This is a terrible car, I'm not buying it," it doesn't mean they hate you. They just… — Jay Leno
I come from Toledo, Ohio, a town that has been hurt badly by the shift of the automobile business towards Japan. And yet I remember… — P.J. O'Rourke
White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never… — Michael Moore
Got rejected for a job as a car salesman. Apparently A professional in fake laughing and bullshit wasn't what they were looking for. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Car Salesman Quotes

12 authors contributed a total of 12 Car Salesman Quotes as follows: