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- You can't learn anything from saguaro cactus, from ocotillo. They are just passing through; their roots, their much heralded dormancy in the… — Barry Lopez
- I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than… — Demetri Martin
- Who wants to become a writer? And why? Because it's the answer to everything. ... It's the streaming reason for living. To… — Enid Bagnold
- I remember very clearly someone saying, 'Don't shake hands with the cactus,' and I thought, 'Well, why not? What could possibly go… — Benedict Cumberbatch
- What is the difference between a cactus and a conservative caucus? On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside. — John Diefenbaker
- In the first place you can't see anything from a car; you've got to get out of the goddamned contraption and walk,… — Edward Abbey
- A whale is as unique as a cactus. But don't ask a whale to survive Death Valley. We all have special gifts.… — Max De Pree
- I want my body to help fertilize the growth of a cactus or cliff rose or sagebrush or tree. — Doug Peacock
- I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a… — Jack Handey
- Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings — Tre Cool
- Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a… — Richard Hammond
- I'm like the trunk of a cactus... I take in a dose of culture and time with friends, then I retreat and… — Nancy Horan