"Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt……" — Tre Cool
"Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings"
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45 Quotes by Tre Cool
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I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In…
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Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part…
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I object. I object to any killing at all. You know, it's terrible what happened and I think retaliation definitely…
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Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again!
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I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your…
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Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.
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You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.
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I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.
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I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.
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I'm like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will.
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We're Green Day. We can do whatever we want.
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I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's…
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More Cactus Quotes
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You can't learn anything from saguaro cactus, from ocotillo. They are just passing through; their roots, their much heralded dormancy…
— Barry Lopez
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I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less…
— Demetri Martin
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Who wants to become a writer? And why? Because it's the answer to everything. ... It's the streaming reason for…
— Enid Bagnold
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I remember very clearly someone saying, 'Don't shake hands with the cactus,' and I thought, 'Well, why not? What could…
— Benedict Cumberbatch
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What is the difference between a cactus and a conservative caucus? On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
— John Diefenbaker
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In the first place you can't see anything from a car; you've got to get out of the goddamned contraption…
— Edward Abbey
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A whale is as unique as a cactus. But don't ask a whale to survive Death Valley. We all have…
— Max De Pree
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I want my body to help fertilize the growth of a cactus or cliff rose or sagebrush or tree.
— Doug Peacock
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I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then…
— Jack Handey
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Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus…
— Richard Hammond
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I'm like the trunk of a cactus... I take in a dose of culture and time with friends, then I…
— Nancy Horan
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Hope is not a resting place but a starting point - a cactus, not a cushion
— H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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