"Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt……" — Tre Cool

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• You can't learn anything from saguaro cactus, from ocotillo. They are just passing through; their roots, their much heralded dormancy… — Barry Lopez
• I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less… — Demetri Martin
• Who wants to become a writer? And why? Because it's the answer to everything. ... It's the streaming reason for… — Enid Bagnold
• I remember very clearly someone saying, 'Don't shake hands with the cactus,' and I thought, 'Well, why not? What could… — Benedict Cumberbatch
• What is the difference between a cactus and a conservative caucus? On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside. — John Diefenbaker
• In the first place you can't see anything from a car; you've got to get out of the goddamned contraption… — Edward Abbey
• A whale is as unique as a cactus. But don't ask a whale to survive Death Valley. We all have… — Max De Pree
• I want my body to help fertilize the growth of a cactus or cliff rose or sagebrush or tree. — Doug Peacock
• I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then… — Jack Handey
• Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus… — Richard Hammond
• I'm like the trunk of a cactus... I take in a dose of culture and time with friends, then I… — Nancy Horan
• Hope is not a resting place but a starting point - a cactus, not a cushion — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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