Tre Cool Quotes

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• I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are…
• Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called…
• I object. I object to any killing at all. You know, it's terrible what happened and I think retaliation definitely makes sense and it's definitely…
• Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again!
• I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time…
• Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.
• You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.
• I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.
• I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.
• I'm like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will.
• We're Green Day. We can do whatever we want.
• I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different
• Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings
• I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.
• I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.
• I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg
• Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.
• I’ve played on literally every brand of US drums out there, and I’ve finally found my home. I’ve been looking for drums like these my…
• Yeah, I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, I'm going to get hurt doing it.
• I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

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