Butter Quotes

402 Butter quotes by 331 unique authors

Two frogs fell into a bowl of cream. One didn't panic, he relaxed and drowned. The other kicked and struggled so much that the cream… — Nate
Anyone else reading The Better Angels of Our Nature? Butter, this book. — John Cho
I tried the low-carb bread. Have you tried it? It's horrible. I tasted it. I thought the wrapper was still on. It's not like it… — John Pinette
I will never use a substitute for butter. Margarine is one molecule away from eating plastic. If I'm going to eat that type of food,… — Paula Deen
Every relationships have bumps in their roads but if u are truly in love they will smooth out like butter — Adrianrayshawn
Trials Are Like Fire; It Can Destroy Or Strengthen You, Depending On Your Character And Outlook On Life. Remember! The Fire That Melts The Butter,… — Pacifiersucker
The words of his mouth were smoother than butter, but war was in his heart. -Psalm lv. 21 — Bible
Your eyes sparkle, like light reflecting off of glitter you leaving my life the feeling would be oh so bitter when you walk past me,… — Brett Teuke
Love is the jelly to sunshines peanut butter. And if I tell you that Im in sandwich with you, Im not just saying it to… — Hussein Nishah
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly :) — AUBURN
Love and Trust go hand in hand.... Much like Chocolate and Peanut-butter. — Elizabeth Revontlow
I am a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup fan and a Reese's Pieces fan. Reese's Pieces are an underappreciated candy. They're better than M&Ms. — Danielle Fishel
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly you can be the butterflies I get in my belly you can be the captain and… — Alanna Woodward
Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar. Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar.… — Various
I'm too cold to hold,and too hot to handle,maybe you'll just freeze in my arms,or melt like butter in my embrace:-) — NormanBajnaut
You're the peanut to me butter you're the star to my burst you're yhe milky yo my way you're the ice to my cream you're… — Im_a_bad_bish;)
Cheese is Cheese Butter is butter if u 4get me I will throw u in *-*-*-*-*-*-* * G U T T E R * *-*-*-*-*-*-* — Curly Girl
Your my peanut to my butter, Your my jam to my tarts, Your my every to my day, Your my sweet to my heart, Your… — Angelica Davis
For a parent, it's hard to recognize the significance of your work when you're immersed in the mundane details. Few of us, as we run… — Joyce Maynard
Popular culture entered my life as Shirley Temple, who was exactly my age and wrotea letter in the newspapers telling how her mother fixed spinach… — Adrienne Rich
When someone ask me what I believe In. I simply tell them, I believe in butter. — Logan Fitzgerald
If you shake up women booty.You can here the peanut butter and jelly inside — Jamario Jackson
In 1879 chocolate and peanut butter joined forces. But shut and up joined forces hundreds of centuries before. Both still to this very day work… — Ash Sweeney
Wait. No. Like forreal. Is butter a carb? — Kingsley
Sometimes...my farts smell like peanut butter...But I don't eat peanut butter. Then why do they smell like that?! — Shane Dawson

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