Burrito Quotes

21 Burrito quotes by 18 unique authors

They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both so… — Al Roker
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. — Lisi Harrison
A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef. — Mitch Hedberg
Even if I'm gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an egg… — Gabrielle Reece
When I created Chipotle in 1993, I had a very simple idea: Offer a simple menu of great food prepared fresh each day, using many… — Steve Ells
When I'm treating myself, it's a full-on burrito, all loaded up! — Jenna Ushkowitz
Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades. — Rick Riordan
This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho! — Lisi Harrison
My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with. — Michael Chabon
And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito. — Christopher Moore
Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito... — Sherman Alexie
My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco, — Janet Evanovich
Maia pulled on a braid. "I ran into Eric of all people. He told me what happened and that you'd backed out of Millenium Lint's… — Cassandra Clare
Everybody drinks," she said calmly. The Only Rational One. "Your sister doesn't." When rolled her eyes. "Forgive me, but I'm not going to spend my… — Rainbow Rowell
Well Sam� it looks like we'll have to use your wish to get the burrito off his nose. It's the only humane thing to do. — Daffy Duck
I wish that burrito was stuck on your big dumb nose! — Daffy Duck
How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito? -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
I met a sheik from Mozambique who led me to the Congo. He dreamed to go to Mexico and sample a burrito. — ZZ Top
How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito? — Danny Mcbride
Oh you like 3D? Well here's a burrito, comin right at you. — Danny Mcbride
The best breakfast burrito are always in the back of liquor stores! — Spencer Pratt

Who Wrote These Burrito Quotes

18 authors contributed a total of 21 Burrito Quotes as follows: