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If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
Who the hell is Julius Ceasar? You know I don't follow the NBA! -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability? -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
No offense, but you are a stupid asshole. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John! -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
Andre the Giant gave a surprisingly nimble foot rub. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
It's pronounced Sawn Dee-Ayy-Go. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2
To treat a poor wretch with a bottle of Burgundy, and fill his snuff-box, is like giving a pair of laced ruffles to a man… — Unknown Author
To treat a poor wretch with a bottle of Burgundy, and fill his snuffbox, is like giving a pair of laced ruffles to a man… — Thomas Browne Sr
Canary burgundy, I call it lemon red. Yellow diamonds in my ears, call em Lemonheads. — Camron
Im a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. Thats what kind of man I am. Youre… — Anchorman
You are a smelly pirate hooker. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
Oh Audrey I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. Whats that? Well if you were a man, Id punch you. Punch you… — Anchorman
Youve got a dirty whorish mouth. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy [to waiter] — Anchorman
I'm in a glass case of emotion! - Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. - Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair. - Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
Bob Dylan once wrote, The times, they are a-changin. Ron Burgundy had never heard that song. -Bill Lawson — Anchorman
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. - Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. -… — Anchorman
For just one night let's not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.… — Anchorman

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