Breakfast Quotes

676 Breakfast quotes by 565 unique authors

She ate a television journalist for breakfast and, feeling peckish, bit off some reporters' heads at a press conference. — Unknown Author
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. — W.C. Fields
Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside,… — Douglas Adams
I was cooking breakfast this morning for my kids, and I thought, He's (Ronald Reagan) just like a Teflon frying pan: Nothing sticks to him — Pat Schroeder
Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. — Lewis Carroll
There is no use trying, said Alice; one can't believe impossible things. I dare say you haven't had much practice, said the Queen. When I… — Lewis Carroll
She: Can I have breakfast in bed? Me: If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. — Wandini
Expect problems and eat them before breakfast — Hussein Nishah
A good morning always starts with a sincere prayer and a delicious breakfast. — Terry Mark
People think they know you. They think they know how youre handling a situation. But the truth is, no one knows. No one knows what… — Jerhia
That's always seemed so ridicolous to me,that people want to be around someone because thy're pretty.It's like picking your breakfast cereals based on color instead… — Nikkie Mae
After that we got silent. Then Stark finished and spoke. When he did, he was talking to everyone, but me. Jade has yet to know… — Unknown Author
CARFULLY I HAD A BOWL OF BITCHY FOR BREAKFAST. — Asheya
A nonsmoker is forced to find food, but for a smoker breakfast can be a cigarette and a cup of bad coffee. — Hemantsmarty
If you have wine for your dinner, you will have water for your breakfast. — Vikrant Parsai
Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell! — Unknown Author
A good friend will like my status. A great friend will like my status, share it, and invite me to breakfast. — Justin Mccloskey
One day I'll wake up and you'll be there lying next to me and maybe then I'll make some time for breakfast or stop hating… — Rachel
Schools today should be required to watch The Breakfast Club. — Kesha Caldwell
Good date ends with dinner and awesome dates ends with breakfast — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Breakfast Quotes

565 authors contributed a total of 676 Breakfast Quotes, led by these top contributors: