Breakfast Quotes

676 Breakfast quotes by 565 unique authors

What do they give you for a side dish in England for breakfast? Home Fries? Hash Browns? Fresh fruit? Nay, nay. They give you beans.… — John Pinette
Teacher: Come on! You learned this in 3rd grade! Me: I can`t remember what I ate for breakfast. — Tanya Bianco
Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it… — Hussein Nishah
You've got to set yourself up to be as healthy as you can. The thing we tend to do is when it gets to be… — Curtis Stone
I leave ya family mourning like breakfast. — Papoose
Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30. — Amit Verma
Hope is a good breakfast but a bad supper. — Francis Bacon
Expect for problems and eat them for breakfast. — Alfred
They say the best part of waking up is breakfast after a nut. — Lil Wayne
You're still in bed at ten And work began at eight You've burned your breakfast So far... things are goin' great Your mother warned you… — Unknown Author
I didn't come this far to be breakfast. -Marlin — Finding Nemo
Breathes there a man with soul so dead, who never to his wife hath said, Breakfast be damned, come back to bed. — Ritu Ghatourey
I wonder what Soulja Boy ate for breakfast today...YOOOOUUUUUUUUU , Soulja Boy is a cannibal. — Ramandeep Singh
Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor... Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. Next day when… — Ritu Ghatourey
A girl will bring you breakfast in bed. A lady will be your breakfast in bed. — Nikhil Saluja
A girl gives you breakfast in bed. The woman gives you breakfast and head. — Nikhil Saluja
Never trust an Italian who don't like pasta as his breakfast. — Nikhil Saluja
The best breakfast burrito are always in the back of liquor stores! — Spencer Pratt
Serial dating: It's not just for breakfast anymore. — Laura S
Good morning is the breakfast for everybody, agree or no,so here come for my warm one this morning. Good morning. — Crosby Kwaw
My mum woke me up at 7am on a saturday and says dont wanna be late and I said late for WHAT?? and she reply… — Unknown Author
A good boyfriend is somebody who makes his gurl breakfast while shes sleeping, put rose petals down leading to the kitchen and spends time around… — Damian Coleman
A Teddy bear is a faithful friend You can pick him up at either end. His fur is the color of breakfast toast, And he's… — Ritu Ghatourey
I woke up this morning at 10 and sensed something was wrong. I went downstairs and found my wife face down on the kitchen floor,… — Nikhil Saluja
For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Who Wrote These Breakfast Quotes

565 authors contributed a total of 676 Breakfast Quotes, led by these top contributors: