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• My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
• Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced…
• Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
• Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a…
• After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
• Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me
• Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!
• And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.
• I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
• I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'
• I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!
• I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

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