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- A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. — Joseph Addison
- I was sort of traumatized by girls in the third grade. Because there was a girl in my third grade class I… — Steve Carell
- She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to… — Red Skelton
- Well I am afraid that I am going to die, because I have just put a down payment on a house. --… — David Thewlis
- I've borne the shame of mother while you bought her off with a present and a treat here and there. God knows… — Anzia Yezierska
- I love rhymes; I love to write a poem about New York and rhyme 'oysters' with 'The Cloisters.' And 'The lady from… — Garrison Keillor
- Richard got married to a figure skater, and he bought her a dishwasher and a coffee percolator. — Joni Mitchell
- My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings. — Jay London
- My wife told me she wanted something with lots of diamonds, I bought her a deck of cards — Green Monk
- So Finnally I Bought Her An Ipod And Caught Her Stealing My Music So I Tied Her Arms And Legs To The… — Eminem
- If I knew she was cheatin Id stillve bought her more clothes. Cause I was too busy with my Baltimore, you know. — Kanye West