Bottles Quotes

719 quotes by 577 authors

Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive. — Harvey Penick
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest… — Chi Chi Rodriguez
I was going to go make a film in Greece. if they caught you with this much marijuana, they threw you in jail, no questions… — Dyan Cannon
See with what entire freedom the whaleman takes his handful of lamps-often but old bottles and vials, though. ... He burns, too, the purest of… — Herman Melville
For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets, or boxes of… — P.J. O'Rourke
Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many people would suggest… — Terry Pratchett
The cat does more for the war effort than you do. He acts as a hot-water bottle and saves fuel and power. — Winston Churchill
The foundations of population genetics were laid chiefly by mathematical deduction from basic premises contained in the works of Mendel and Morgan and their followers.… — Theodosius Dobzhansky
Life is a little like a message in a bottle, to be carried by the winds and the tides. — Gene Tierney
How much for the bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get so drunk and high, I… — Wiz Khalifa
I went to the trash pile at Tuskegee Institute and started my laboratory with bottles, old fruit jars and any other thing I found I… — George Washington Carver
A book is simply the container of an idea-like a bottle; what is inside the book is what matters. — Angela Carter
I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking. — James Gould Cozzens
Lately I been drinking like there's a message in a bottle — Drake
I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. — Rodney Dangerfield
I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George Bush says the word "evil"?… — Doug Stanhope
We would just go out and line up a bunch of cans and shoot with rifles, handguns and at times, submachine guns... When I was… — Johnny Depp
A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover. — Clifton Fadiman
We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled, but as candles to be lit. — Robert H. Shaffer
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby. — Henny Youngman

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