Boring Quotes

1489 Boring quotes by 1142 unique authors

Thatâ€™s why girls have boyfriends. So you have someone to take you to boring functions. — Cassandra Clare
A painting requires a little mystery, some vagueness, and some fantasy. When you always make your meaning perfectly plain you end up boring people — Edgar Degas
We have to keep company with supposedly bad characters if we are to survive and not succumb to mental atrophy. People of good character, so… — Thomas Bernhard
You can't want to be happy, because that's too easy and too boring. — Paulo Coelho
The White Mansion isn't boring, lass. Never boring. It's the grand demesne the Unseelie King built for his concubine. It's a living, breathing love story,… — Karen Marie Moning
However brief our time in the sun, if we waste a second of it, or complain that it is dull or barren or (like a… — Richard Dawkins
That's right,' she told the girls. 'You are bored. And I'm going to let you in on a little secret about life. You think it's… — Maria Semple
Nothing is as boring as other people's dreams. — John Green
Polly felt questing eyes boring into her. She was embarrassed, of course. But not for the obvious reason. It was for the other one, the… — Terry Pratchett
I was perfectly happy in my boring life before you came along. — Elizabeth Gilbert
A date, "often a boring thing you have to memorize in history class," but in this case, "an offer of a n evening of blisteringly… — Cassandra Clare
Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions. — Joey Comeau
Here's where I ask why don't you spend your time doing something safer and more boring. Like maybe administering suppositories to rabid gorillas. — Jim Butcher
Willie said normal was boring and that I should be grateful that I had a touch of spice. She said no one cared about boring… — Ruta Sepetys
That's why people grow weary of listening to Dumpees obsess over their troubles: getting dumped is predictable, repetitive, and boring. They want to stay friends;… — John Green
I just hope I don't become so blissful I become boring. I think I'll always be neurotic enough to do something weird. — Kurt Cobain
Anna Petrovna (to Shabelsky): You can't make a simple joke without an injection of venom. You are a poisonous man. Joking apart, Count, you're very… — Anton Chekhov
The word 'mundane' has come to mean 'boring' and 'dull', and it really shouldn't - it should mean the opposite. Because it comes from the… — Richard Dawkins
...we should be grateful for them because without our familyâ€”the ancestors we descend from, the cousins we see once a year, the loves our lives… — Ellen DeGeneres
Itâ€™s funny, but I was just thinking I wouldnâ€™t mind a repeat of that boring evening when we elapsed to 1953,â€ said Gideon. â€œJust you… — Kerstin Gier

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